LMAO!!

WTF NOT THE FUCKING COOKIES!

yey me now go fuck yourself t(-.-t)

I’m so sorry, Mr. President…I didn’t know!

It’s fucking awesome that the first fucking post is Obama.

lmao this is good

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

@Harry Potter
Who the fuck took the last fucking cookie from the goddamn cookie jar?

Obama is da bomb. Go fuck a dead horse uneducated republican swine.
(just kidding, I have several republican friends that I haven’t killed. Yet.)

It was palin! She took it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love this one!!

Muslim.

@Douchity douche douche
because you’re too much of a motherfucking pussy to do anything about it! bitch!

Shut your fucking mouth, you fucking filthy whore. Or, if you want, I can fill your fucking mouth with my shit. Take your fucking time, I’ve got all fucking day, bitch.@samantha

@samantha
DIE JUST DIE PLEASSEEEE!! I WILL FUCKING PAY YOU!!! PLEASE FUUCCCKKKK!!!

@the world
Fuck you all. The human population is ignorant and stupid. I will soon rule the earth. And save the FUCKING POLAR BEARS THAT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT!!!! kthxbai

Kiarra,

The polar bears can visit the sun and burn. You’re part of the population you ignorant and stupid person. Why the fuck would you want to rule the world when everyone is ignorant and stupid?

Dumbass.

Pedoflower,

You can visit the sun and burn. Ruling the earth would give me the tools needed to fix the population. Or nuke your ass. Which would probably take care of the rest of your body too. Fukuvrymuch

I would swear, but it makes me feel guilty.

@molly thats cuz your a fucking pussy, now gtfo before I blow my load in ur eye bitch

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING COOKIES, MOTHER FUCKER.

lol this is really a fuck

” Because you