This shit probably came from some american fucktard who doesn’t understand that Canadians could take a dump on his face and then run him the fuck over repeatedly with a moose.
yeah cause all fucking americans are fat. LEARN YOUR FUCKING FACTS BEFORE YOU FUCKING TALK YOU DUMBASS CANADIAN PIECE OF SHIT. CANADA IS A WORTHLESS FUCKING COUNTRY THAT HAS NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING BUT SHITTING ON THEIR OWN FUCKING ASSES
If the US fought canada today , we’d beat your fucking mountie asses 17 ways from sunday. Not all americans are fat WE BROKE OFF THE ENGLISH A LOOOONG TIME BEFORE 1982,DICKS!
10. You still lost the war
9. Eskimos are stupid; I mean, igloos? C’mon
8. You’re not the only people with big ass-wildlife
7. You STILL lost the war
6. You have a pot head for a leader, and proud? No wonder you’re so fucked up
5. Who’s idiot enough to DO that?
4. You still LOST the war
3. Yeah, because it’s so fucking cold out there. At least we have temperatures that go above 50 degrees F (or whatever the hell it is in that other bullshit system you use)
2. You still lost the whole fucking war
1. Lol, bullshit reason that doesn’t even work
I actually heard of somebody who moved to Canada and moved back to America. They said it sucked.
Yeah, because I would LOVE to be some person who can’t take a fucking joke. God, you’re like most other people from the US: Stupid and self absorbed. At least not all of your people are like that.
I’m the stupid one yet you can’t even remember that you lost the war? Yeah. You’re so self absorbed that you can’t even acknowledge that fact. Damn milk baggers.
The British Imperial Army won the war of 1812. Canada was a convenient staging ground for the invasion. The fledgling United States of America was the aggressive party. The British Empire mostly ignored the war until they defeated Napoleon at Waterloo in 1815. It was then that the British turned their full attentions to North America and started really working the US over.
Because the US invaded Canada, and was unable to secure any fresh territory, whereas the British were able to fend off the US forces, defeat French forces in Europe and THEN burn down New Orleans, the British won.
It’s apparently debatable now that I’m actually bothering to look further into it. Regardless, as long as it’s true that the Canadians didn’t win the war themselves, then I feel self satisfied that he’s wrong on the internet. Because that’s all life is about; beating other people over the internet.
Shut the fuck up you ignorant ass holes. You say shit that doesn;t matter anymore. You insult other contries because you have nothing else to do. You really want peace? STOP FUCKING INSULTING EVERYONE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. Because they have differences means absolutely nothing. I’m sounding like a fucking hippie but I don’t fucking care.
LMFAO! While you dips are arguing about which country is better, you fail to realize that people like me are watching you guys banter like morons.
Oh and, Japan FTW.
That lazy dumbshit who made this forgot TO PUSH THE DAMN SHIFT BUTTON WHILE TYPING A MOTHER FUCKING EXCLAMATION POINT!
FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKTARDS! CANADA RULES!
I love sassy lemons
fuckin douchebag ghost is right, what a lazy fucktard, fuck lemons
wow firstisadouche, way to suck up, pussy
FUCKING CANADIANS, THEIR SPERM IS GODDOMN MAPLE SYRUP
imgoinggay stfu and stop acting like a fag who thinks they’re awesome
This shit probably came from some american fucktard who doesn’t understand that Canadians could take a dump on his face and then run him the fuck over repeatedly with a moose.
DONT BE HATIN ON CANADA JUST CUZ UR COUNTRY IS OBESE AS SHIT!
GO BACK TO YOUR MILK BAGS YOU WHORE
at least we ain’t fat like u americans-.-
yeah cause all fucking americans are fat. LEARN YOUR FUCKING FACTS BEFORE YOU FUCKING TALK YOU DUMBASS CANADIAN PIECE OF SHIT. CANADA IS A WORTHLESS FUCKING COUNTRY THAT HAS NEVER AMOUNTED TO ANYTHING BUT SHITTING ON THEIR OWN FUCKING ASSES
lolwut
Here: Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
1. It beats being an American.
If the US fought canada today , we’d beat your fucking mountie asses 17 ways from sunday. Not all americans are fat WE BROKE OFF THE ENGLISH A LOOOONG TIME BEFORE 1982,DICKS!
10. You still lost the war
9. Eskimos are stupid; I mean, igloos? C’mon
8. You’re not the only people with big ass-wildlife
7. You STILL lost the war
6. You have a pot head for a leader, and proud? No wonder you’re so fucked up
5. Who’s idiot enough to DO that?
4. You still LOST the war
3. Yeah, because it’s so fucking cold out there. At least we have temperatures that go above 50 degrees F (or whatever the hell it is in that other bullshit system you use)
2. You still lost the whole fucking war
1. Lol, bullshit reason that doesn’t even work
I actually heard of somebody who moved to Canada and moved back to America. They said it sucked.
Go back to your milkbags, moose fucker.
Yeah, because I would LOVE to be some person who can’t take a fucking joke. God, you’re like most other people from the US: Stupid and self absorbed. At least not all of your people are like that.
I’m the stupid one yet you can’t even remember that you lost the war? Yeah. You’re so self absorbed that you can’t even acknowledge that fact. Damn milk baggers.
The British Imperial Army won the war of 1812. Canada was a convenient staging ground for the invasion. The fledgling United States of America was the aggressive party. The British Empire mostly ignored the war until they defeated Napoleon at Waterloo in 1815. It was then that the British turned their full attentions to North America and started really working the US over.
Because the US invaded Canada, and was unable to secure any fresh territory, whereas the British were able to fend off the US forces, defeat French forces in Europe and THEN burn down New Orleans, the British won.
It’s apparently debatable now that I’m actually bothering to look further into it. Regardless, as long as it’s true that the Canadians didn’t win the war themselves, then I feel self satisfied that he’s wrong on the internet. Because that’s all life is about; beating other people over the internet.
You’re a real damn fucker, aren’t you? I know nothing of the war. I never learnt about it in school. That’s why I didn’t mention it,
Clearly you didn’t “learnt” how to spell either.
I’m glad I got a decent education down here in the US.
I happen to enjoy the picture. And WalterTheFrog has a point. And ‘learnt’ is a word. I’m done with the ‘and’s now.
Learnt is a bastardization of learned. It’s like the unwanted retarded child at an orphanage.
Guess who beat Canada in hockey? That’s right. America.
And homo milk? I’d rather go to soviet Russia where bags come in milk.
WOO AUSTRALIA ;D ;D ;D
@WalterTheFrog
We are not stupid and self absorbed its just you ass holes who insult us without knowing shit about us. That is called ignorance, bro.
Shut the fuck up you ignorant ass holes. You say shit that doesn;t matter anymore. You insult other contries because you have nothing else to do. You really want peace? STOP FUCKING INSULTING EVERYONE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. Because they have differences means absolutely nothing. I’m sounding like a fucking hippie but I don’t fucking care.
canada sucks ass. y’all are all pussies.
Nice faggots i dig da way u chill on ur computer nd w8 4 replies nd if u reply 2 dis i dnt give a shit up urs all of u
Okay, WHAT THE FUCK IS CANADA? I hear about it all the motherfucking time and no one takes the fucking time to tell me what that shit is.
LMFAO! While you dips are arguing about which country is better, you fail to realize that people like me are watching you guys banter like morons.
Oh and, Japan FTW.